The Curious Case of Jackson Levi

(of course he will fall asleep when he isn't expected to)

He doesn't like to sleep..

Which is baffling to me..

I love sleep.

Sleep is my friend....

It is wonderful...

amazing even..

magnificent.

Beautiful

(can you tell I didn't get much last night)

I really shouldn't be blogging right now..

I can barely function..

This morning I wanted to check my email..

so I typed into google

"my email"

Then realizing how dumb that was

I put

"check my email"

Yeah, Kara that should clear things up.

Speaking of Google,

I have a major dependence on it..

Surely there are others out there

who google things like

"how long is defrosted chicken good for in the fridge"

"who sings that song about the bass"

"the verse in the Bible about patience"

"Is the duggars son named Jackson Levi?"

Yes, those are real google searches I have done this week..

And yes, Google has come through for me..

I didn't eat the chicken..

Found the song..

didn't download it because of explicit lyrics

(which I googled to check, of course)

And remembered there are tons of verses in the Bible about patience..

So I should try it sometime.

Discovered the Duggars do have a son named Jackson Levi,

But no, we did not name our son after them..

In case you were about to google that.

Jack Jack is up from his 20 minute nap..

And I used the time so wisely.

:)

To the North Pole

Dear Santa,

This is not a Christmas gift list...

In fact, this letter most likely will result in me getting a lump of coal.

But that is a chance I am willing to take.

~

As a parent I am started to see your true colors, and you know what mister?

I am not such a fan.

~

I do all the work.

The gift wrapping.

The fighting through the massive Christmas shopping crowds.

I bake the cookies that you will eat.

I stuff the stockings..

I place the presents under the tree.

But who, oh, who gets all the credit?

That would be you.

I am not impressed, dude.

Not at all

~

That jolly elf facade can only get you so far.

That bowl full of jelly will endear you to me no longer.

And frankly your catch phrase lacks imagination..

Ho, Ho, Ho?

Seriously.

~

Sincerely,

Just as Jolly minus all the hype in NH

P.S.

And its not even your holiday anyways. it's CHRISTmas not SANTAmas.. jeez louise