To the North Pole

Dear Santa,

This is not a Christmas gift list...

In fact, this letter most likely will result in me getting a lump of coal.

But that is a chance I am willing to take.

~

As a parent I am started to see your true colors, and you know what mister?

I am not such a fan.

~

I do all the work.

The gift wrapping.

The fighting through the massive Christmas shopping crowds.

I bake the cookies that you will eat.

I stuff the stockings..

I place the presents under the tree.

But who, oh, who gets all the credit?

That would be you.

I am not impressed, dude.

Not at all

~

That jolly elf facade can only get you so far.

That bowl full of jelly will endear you to me no longer.

And frankly your catch phrase lacks imagination..

Ho, Ho, Ho?

Seriously.

~

Sincerely,

Just as Jolly minus all the hype in NH

P.S.

And its not even your holiday anyways. it's CHRISTmas not SANTAmas.. jeez louise