Remember....

Dear Court,
I love you.. I love how gracious and forgiving you are.
I love how if I did something.. like say accidentally drilled a hole in the wall.. you would say "That's OK sweetie I love you, and here is a Mocha Frappe that I picked you up on the way home.. just because I love you." or something to that effect.
What a guy you are..

Love,
Your loving wife

P.S.
Maybe you could just stay out of the guest room for a little while... like until I have time to go to home depot and get plaster..
P.P.S
and even though I am being silly in this post you really are an amazing husband.. for realz