A Letter to Someone I've Hurt

Dear Computer,

Hello computer, I know that I do not take the time to thank you for all you do. I am sorry.So thank you. I know I have been checking my emails and facebook on my phone a lot lately.. I am sorry if this made you jealous. I am wondering if this is why you decided to stop working. I beg you to reconsider being broken. I promise to be better to you. I will actually update you when necessary instead of clicking the "remind me later" button. I promise to get you that cute little computer case you have had your eye on. I will make sure Gibson washes his hands before he touches you, better yet I will make sure he doesn't touch you anymore. No more peanut butter keys! I will actually turn you off properly instead of just closing your lid. I will not get frustrated any more when you freeze up on me. Obviously it is always my fault not yours.

I think you would agree that this is a pretty reasonable agreement. Please think about it.

Thank you in advance for your consideration of this matter,

Kara

p.s.

I have enclosed a picture to remind you of happier days. Good times.