Today my kids ate a sandwich..
Not a PB&J
Or cheese and meat without bread..
A real..
Ham and cheese..
WITH
Mayonnaise
and BREAD
Sandwich..
This has only happened
a handful of times..
and always
with some dessert bribery..
But today..
They ate a sandwich..
So for all the mom's out there..
Whose toddler only eats..
yogurt..
or cheerios..
Or things that are orange..
Or start with the letter m.
There is hope..
One day they too might eat a sandwich..
And you will
rejoice..
bring it up in phone conversations..
text to your husbands..
and if you are really lame
blog about..
Because you are their Momma..
And the little things really aren't so little..
when your kids do them..
BTW
Court and I toyed with the idea of calling french fries "carrots"
so they would shout out "I want CARROTS!"
we when passed Mickey D's..
Because even though a french fry called a carrot..
is still a french fry..
it gets you less dirty looks
When your children exclaim it in public..
It wasn't really a bribe...
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