Do what I say.. don't say what I say..

I find my self hearing a similar phrase to this:

"Mom so and so took back their toy!!!!"

To which my standard reply is:

"They let you play with it. That was nice of them wasn't it? BUT it's theirs."

Which is usually met with a sigh.

If they had enough coordination to roll their eyes..

they would.

it's good for them that they can't roll their eyes,

because I have an equaling annoying spiel about eye rolling.

Yesterday I was taught how absolutely frustrating it is to hear.

Me: Oh Ari, you found my clip.

Aria: No, Momma it's mine.

Me: Well, actually Aria, Memaw gave it to me.

Aria: That was nice of her wasn't it? BUT now it's mine.

I rolled my eyes.

Because I can.

I say annoying things.