week 29

Dear Baby Hercules,

This week you are the size of a butternut squash. I must confess that I had butternut squash on several occasions.. you know how I feel about eating food that you are the size of.. but I didn't remember what kind of squash you were until it was too late. I ate butternut squash ravioli and pureed squash.. not sure if that makes it better or worse. Sorry Herc.

Also we have been getting a lot of "Wow you are huge" You do not like it when people say that, you kick like crazy like you are ready to show off your ninja skills to insensitve people.. Thank you for defending my honor Baby Hercules, but its ok. I am happy to hear those comments because I am happy to be huge because of you. (Ok I am not totally happy to be basically called a fat lard I even wrote a post about it, but my happiness over you far outshines my frustrations)

Love you Baby, I will lay off the butternut squash until you are bigger than it. Promise...I mean I will do my best. (I really love butternut squash)

Love,

Mommy