Mii Fit?

Since I have always been on the thinner side people have always made the assumption that I must be healthy and in good shape..

Ha..

I was actually reminded of how untrue this was at my Parent's house over Christmas.

When we decided to all enjoy trying out the Wii Fit..

It was pure evil..

Not only does it weigh you in, it displays the results on the TV screen.

Awesome..

Then it has you complete a series of ridiculous games to determine how unhealthy you are..

even awesomer..

After the utter humiliation of balancing on this contraption..

the insults begin..

Literally, the game insulted me..

It told me I was 12 years older than I really was..

then proceeded to ask me if I tripped regularly when I walked.

I believe that was a tad bit unnecessary.

Mr. Wii fit, I may have the balance of a person 12 years my senior but I still have enough dexterity to smash you into little pieces with a baseball bat..

I may be a bit winded after, but still..

P.S. If I was a Mii and got arrested that would so be my mug shot.